And then there were cinco

Our oldest daughter has returned from her winter break - we are a family of five again. She's been home a couple of hours and it's good to have her home. Really good. She got in before the winter storm that they've been screaming about since last night hit - and so far, it's a whole lot o'nothin'. We'll see if anything materializes. They've already said that the snow that's supposed to fall is the heavy, wet heart attack-inducing snow. That's lovely. I mean it's enough that Chicagoland is just chock-full of folks on the heart attack border...what with sausage and Italian beef being a staple, having a sociopath for a governor. And then you've got Bears fans like these:

We've got enough reasons to have heart attacks here - we don't need heart-attack inducing snow as a result of shoveling. I suppose I'll get to test the theory in the morning.

Excellent...