Priceless - from the "Police Beat" in BYU's 'Daily Universe' -
April 1: BYU police responded to a call reporting a tampering with the BYU sign on University and Canyon Rd. Students had placed paper letters over the sign "Enter to learn, go forth to serve" to make it read "Enter to date and to mate."
But even more priceless than the criminal travails at my alma mater are these: the parable of the prodigal son, forgiveness, and brotherhood. Suffice to say, it's been a day. A good day.
It must have been a REALLY slow crime day at Zoobieland in order for that one to make the paper. It must make you feel good to send your first-born to a place where that's the big "crime" of the month.
ReplyDeleteYour REAL worry is going to be if she takes that sign seriously and is engaged after her first semester. . .