19 March 2011

Hey kids, let's bomb Libya!

As if we didn't have our hands full enough.  It's not like we "won" in Iraq.  And winning in Afghanistan?  Maybe we should try Charlie Sheen's "winning" strategy there.  It sure has worked well enough for him.  Ahem. 

No, let's push on to Libya.  Let's launch an attack on a third Muslim nation and let's see how that works for our public relations campaign in the Middle East.  Lindsay Lohan has a better chance of winning a Lifetime Achievement Oscar for her pathetic compelling body of work than this has of convincing the disaffected in the Arab world that the West isn't t trying to run them over.  This just isn't going to end well. 

President Obama, you've bummed me out.  I've had your back, which in my world, has been no picnic.  You've got me more than a little worried here, sir.

2 comments:

Middle-aged Mormon Man said...
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Middle-aged Mormon Man said...

Sorry about the delete...

Why you have had his back is beyond my comprehension. But, if we get tired of watching the latest fiasco, we can go to the corner and watch them change the gas prices. Hourly.